This is yet another example of why I love Joe Chandler (taken from his AIM profile).
There are two steps you need to follow in this life:
Step One
Shrug it off.Step Two
Transcend.Now these two concepts might seem odd at first; the former appears to be an excuse for lethargy and the latter masquerades as if it were not an existential actualization. I tell you, foolish reader, that you could not be further from the truth. If truth were Nigeria, you would be in the Philippines– which is nowhere near Nigeria.
The first part requires detachment from worry. The second is simply seeking out a life greater than oneself.
Wow. You probably feel pretty dumb now, having questioned two integral parts to understanding the remainder of your existence. It’s alright– simply shrug it off and transcend.
For more wisdom, and witty away messages, just look up lazyslacker1 on AIM.
